heaven was a bad idea

equiuszahhak:

BEWARE: smoking weed can have dangerous side effects, such as never shutting the fuck up about the fact you smoke weed

(Source: gorikyy, via kawaiiprncesss)

phanphanphan:

karasaysraaawr:

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

did anyone notice how Katy Perry never actually mentions a guy/man in her song The One That Got Away like for all we know she could be singing about a chicken nugget that she dropped

why would she get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget

we’re talking about a woman who feels like a plastic bag for fuck’s sake

(via luisosaurus)

captainamericass:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

I haven’t kissed someone since like 1924

(via alxdaddario)