a brief summary of bo's stage persona
  • On stage
  • fan/heckler: Woo!
  • Bo Burnham: SHUT THE FUCK UP AMERICA DOESN'T WANT TO HEAR YOU CHEER
  • fan/heckler: I love you!
  • Bo Burnham: Everyone tell that piece of shit to shut the fuck up. You're an annoying cunt and I need you to stop or I'll cum all over your mothers face and wipe it off with the money you paid to see this show. .
  • fan/heckler: *makes any sort of noise*
  • Bo Burnham: I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I HATE ALL OF YOU MORONIC BAGS OF FORESKIN SHUT THE FUCK UP JESUS CHIRST I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU ALL IN THE STOMACH AND THROAT SO YOU'LL ALL CHOKE ON YOUR OWN VOMIT SO SHHHHH THIS IS A LISTENING SHOW SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTHS
  • Off stage
  • fan: Hi.
  • Bo Burnham: Why hello there!!! Thank you so much for coming!!!! It means so much to me!!! I'm so lucky to be alive! Of course I'll sign that for you! Do you want to take a picture? Hug? Father your children? Of course! No problem at all! It's the least I could do! Oh, you're leaving? I hope I didn't bother you! Bye, then! Have a safe trip home and here's my left kidney just in case one of yours fails! :)))))))))))))))))))

captainnaustralia:

captainnaustralia:

fun fact: once in biology my teacher told us that “if you’re ever crying wipe the tears all over your face and they’ll help clear up your skin” then he explained that because tears are designed to clear dust and dirt from your eyes and will do the same for your skin and clear up acne and i remember thinking “excellent, fandom will make me beautiful”

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this isn’t how i want to be remembered