heaven was a bad idea

iygrittenothing:

ryuyosei:

killipan-jones:

purrim:

purrim:

why are blonde jokes so short?

so men can remember them

this took an unexpected turn

Not if you just asked for directions.

(Source: sendificator, via silentsighingsong)

dennys:

Walk up to the club like what up let’s go to Denny’s instead.

(via silentsighingsong)

urbancatfitters:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

urbancatfitters:

everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.

screenshot this and look at it in 3 years

(via papierelune)

annoyedteengirl:

u: oo spank me

me:

8 trigrams… 64 palms!!

(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

princemordo:

heads up

if i ever stop talking to you as much

• its not you
• there are a lot of things going on right now and idk what im doing and i often forget the fact that i have friends omfg
• i still want to be close

if i ever message/text/call/ect you a lot

• pls let me know bc i dont want to make you uncomfortable or bug you
• be a Pal; dont let me make an asshat out of myself
• ps its more than likely because i want to be close

(Source: snoipahscoot, via ya--yo)